I was just another promise that you couldn't keep

I feel like I’m already starting to ruin this again.

10 minutes ago with 0 notes

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

HOO'Z UR CRUSH! I BET HE IZ RLY HAWT AN STUFF! ID PROBZ FUK HIM

@ifyuocnaraedtihsmkaemeasandwich

You probably would. ;P

1 hour ago with 0 notes

Crush? ;) I BET HEZ FUKN HAWT

@ifyuocnaraedtihsmkaemeasandwich

twat?

1 hour ago with 1 note

gaybunnies:

“I fell in love wth the girl at the rock show.”

cadaveriquedentelle:

i’ll burn your name into my throat, i’ll be the fire that’ll catch you.

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

1 day ago with 119,283 notes

go-fukurself-with-a-dildo-yahoo:

im-just-a-match-in-water:

toyoungtolivethisway:

officialalltimelow:

Press play and enjoy fuckers.

holy

At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

i love u

1 day ago with 69,473 notes